Hello there, this is Whitaker.
The fine people at Valve were in a bit of a quandary. How could they possibly have you gentle folk believe the sale prices of their goods? They needed to reach outside their own circles to find such a man.
And I am such a man. You see here, I was the number one seller of bullet related merchandise in the beautiful state of Georgia for the past twelve years. Twelve years. A man does not attain such a position without knowing something of low prices.
Before we begin, while this Valve company may choose to sell their games in many a currency, some of which I believe are blasphemous. I will from here forth be using the good old American dollar to belay my pricing information.
And to put this all in perspective, as I believe one must know the current situations so that they may truly understand the depravity of what they are witness to, the price previous to this declaration had been set at a mere $19.99 a piece. While clearly they are worth three times that said price, they are currently in a position where they wish that every man, woman, and child over 18 owns these games. That is the kind of lofty goal I can unabashedly embrace.
So without further adieu let me begin my tried and true method of merchandising.

ALL GAMES MUST GO!!!

How much would you pay for Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2? Do I hear $100? $200? But we are already givin’ it away at $19.99! And that my friends ain’t low enough!I hear you saying half-that! Half that! Shout it to the heavens half that !

Do I hear $9.99?

That rightly would be an amazing price, but we can go lower than that my friends. Say it, we can go lower.
Now before you all read further, gather round your kin folk because this here is serious business. Prices like this come once a lifetime, and you are gonna want to know where you stood this day when you heard the news.
What if I told you, your pick, Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2 only - $6.80 a piece! What? You want both! How about $10.20 for both? But you have four friends and they all wanna be consumed by the passion that is Left 4 Dead? I give you a four pack of either illustrious title for only $20.40 – that is a mere $5.10 per!
Did I just hear you say, “But I already own these fine games sir?” Well of course you do friend, you’re one of the educated ones. But what about your unsophisticated friends? You may have friends that do not have five dollars. You may have friends who have not yet purchased said items because until just recently they were unable to play these here games due to their choice of computational machines.
At this price, I’m gonna tell you, don’t just buy one. Buy three. If you were thinking of buying three, buy seven. If you were gonna buy seven buy forty-one. At these prices, I dare say one could procure enough as to have birthday, anniversary, bereavement, and Christmas gifts for the next 30 years.
Now I need to stop and let you people purchase as I know you can become entranced by the power of my words, lost in a state of bliss listening to me wax on poetic like about the value of these games, so I will come to a circuitous conclusion by wrapping up my sales endeavor by thanking the fine people at Valve and when you buy this here game, do come down to Savannah and see me. I still need my taste for cola satiated.