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There’s an additional conspiracy theory that American financier and banker J. Morgan was in on this whole scheme; his company, J. Morgan & Co., financed the International Mercantile Marine Company in the hopes of becoming rich off of sea travel, but this turned out to be a bad investment because of the unpredictable nature of sea travel and travelers themselves. The Illuminati and the New World Order. Rihanna is the devil. All those theories are just so pedestrian. We’ve scoured the internet for the craziest (and therefore best) conspiracy theories that the human race’s hive mind can muster.
WorldNetDaily’s crack Adobe Expert says that Obama’s long-form birth certificate PDF file was created in Adobe Photoshop. Thanks to Mara Zebest, we now have proof of its origins.
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Ms Zebest’s “final analysis” is itself a PDF document. Thanks to a suggestion from a commenter here named John, I opened Zebest’s PDF document with Microsoft Word 2007 and found proof that images in her file were indeed created in Adobe Photoshop. Here’s what I found:
Screen shot of Zebest 'full analysis' PDF document.
And it was finished off by Adobe InDesign:
So, thanks to Mara Zebest, we know what a PDF created by Adobe Photoshop looks like. Now all we need do is compare this to Obama’s White House PDF of the long form (can you stand the excitement?) and all will be revealed!
Creator segment from White House birth certificate PDF
There was narry a “photoshop” or an “InDesign” or even an “Adobe” in there, just this Mac OS X thingy. Now explain why none of those WorldNetDaily “experts” looked inside the document, instead of just saying they were sure, when they weren’t.
So I guess Obama’s long form PDF wasn’t created by Photoshop and now we have proof! Thanks Mara!
It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
— Dr. Conspiracy
Update:
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Rather than make a new article, I’ll include here the image that WorldNewDaily doesn’t want you to see. This is the internal information from the White House PDF as shown by Adobe Acrobat 9:
Obama White House long form PDF advanced properties
This underscores the fact that the PDF was not created by Adobe Photoshop or Illustrator. Someone better acquainted with the Mac can comment, but as I understand it, the document is scanned, viewed in Preview (see illustration) and then saved as a PDF.